thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

(Source: versaceslut, via princesstoaster)

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

(via armedwits)

kotakucom:

This is how students at a South Korean school responded to the principal’s decision to ban cosplay during their graduation photo shoot.

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

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stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

(Source: wdbj7.com, via murderthegirl)

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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